Ares jokes
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.