What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF?
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
