Architecture jokes
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Who knew
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.