Architecture jokes
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
Who knew
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.