Architecture jokes
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
Memes
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF?
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.