Twin Towers? No Jenga!
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF?
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
