Architecture jokes

What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?

"I Truss-ted you!"

What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

A door.

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Two plains.

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

What did the floor say to the ceiling?

"I look up to you."

Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.

One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

Why is it called a building if it's already built?

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.

I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

Why didn’t the girl like stairs?

They were always up to something.

Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.

What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.

Are you a building?

Cuz I rate you 9/11.