Architecture jokes
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
A burrito walked off a building.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.