What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
Architecture Jokes
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
These are as weak as the towers.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"