Architecture jokes

What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?

"I Truss-ted you!"

What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

A door.

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.

What did the floor say to the ceiling?

"I look up to you."

What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Two plains.

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

Why is it called a building if it's already built?

I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

Why didn’t the girl like stairs?

They were always up to something.

What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.

I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D

Are you a building?

Cuz I rate you 9/11.