Architecture jokes
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D