What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What kinda pizza did the twin towers order? Two plains
These are as weak as the towers
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate u 9/11
