Architecture jokes
Walls.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF?
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
These are as weak as the towers.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
You are the reason double doors were invented.