Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Do you want to hear a building Joke I am still working on it
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
