Architecture jokes
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
Memes
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?