Architecture jokes
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
You are the reason double doors were invented.
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
What do you call a door? A floor.
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.