Architecture jokes
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.