Architecture jokes
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.