Architecture jokes

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.

Are you a building?

Cuz I rate you 9/11.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D

Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.

How do skyscrapers make friends?

They reach out.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

Because it had a window pane.

Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

Why can't science be combined with religion?

Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

I love stairs. They always bring me up.

I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.

What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.

What's a building's first crush? A plane.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.

What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.

Do you want to hear a building joke?

I am still working on it.