Architecture jokes
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.