Architecture jokes
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.