Architecture jokes

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D

Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!

I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.

What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.

What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.

What's a building's first crush? A plane.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.

What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.

Do you want to hear a building joke?

I am still working on it.

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

What goes up and down and does not move?

Stairs.

I love stairs. They always bring me up.

I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

Because it had a window pane.

Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.