Architecture jokes
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
Memes
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?