Architecture jokes
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
These are as weak as the towers.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"