Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
