Architecture jokes
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
These are as weak as the towers.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.