Architecture jokes
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Memes
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
These are as weak as the towers.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?