Architecture jokes
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Memes
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
These are as weak as the towers.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.