Architecture jokes
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.