Architecture jokes
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
These are as weak as the towers.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"