Which room has no doors and no windows?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
