Architecture

Architecture Jokes

Rap

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

Religion

Why can't science be combined with religion?

Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

Twin

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

Tower

What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.

Bagel

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

Girlfriend

One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

Wall

"What did one wall say to the other?"

"I'll meet you at the corner!"

Tower

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

Twin Towers

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

Math

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

Tower

When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."

Tower

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.