Architecture jokes
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.