Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What is the similarity between maths and buildings? Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
are you the twin towers? cause you sure upgraded
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
