Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgory, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What is the similarity between maths and buildings? Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
are you the twin towers? cause you sure upgraded
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning. Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers
Why were the twin towers sad
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza but All they got was plane
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
what's a buildings first crush, a plane.
If you think about it the 9/11 memorial it just a scoreboard
What did one tower say to the other damn you looking fly
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate u 9/11
What colour is Stephen Hawkings house ? It's a bungalow.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What kinda pizza did the twin towers order? Two plains
These are as weak as the towers
