Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
