what is the difference between an apple and an orphan? the apple gets pick.
what is the difference between Apples and orphans...........the apple gets picked
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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
whats the dif between an orphan and an apple
an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between orphans and apples apples get picked
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
A kid and an apple fall from tree? Who will reach ground first?
Apple because kid is hanging on the tree with rope.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and my Dad? Issac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench
Don’t fart in a Apple Store
It has no Windows
Adam and Eve had sex. It was Paradise.
Why did the orphan start crying
Because his apple found a home in his stomach
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun
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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!
why were the apple and orange all alone? because the banana "split"
why do orphans pick apples because thats the only thing they can pick
Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man? After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke? You should leaf it alone
What did eve say to Adam That is rock hard
