What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
whats the dif between an orphan and an apple
an apple gets picked
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
A kid and an apple fall from tree? Who will reach ground first?
Apple because kid is hanging on the tree with rope.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Adam and Eve had sex. It was paradise.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
