Apple jokes
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Three guys landed on a cannibal island. The cannibal chef told them if they wanted to live, they had to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to him, and he would tell them what to do.
So the first guy brings 10 apples, and the chef said if he could shove all 10 of those in his ass without making a sound, he could live. He was three apples in and made a sound, and they ate him. The second guy brought grapes; nine grapes in, and he burst out laughing. The cannibals ate him. Then the first guy said, "Why'd you laugh? You were almost there!" The other guy who had the grapes said, "I couldn't help it, I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples."
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Adam and Eve had sex. It was paradise.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.