What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
what is the diffrence of a apple and orphan at least one of them gets picked
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time? Because Paul Walker crashed into it
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What's a difference between a apple and a emo kid? one falls while the other hangs.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Appel all ways gets pick.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
