The say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal
what the difference between a emo and a banana they both hang like apples
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
what is the diffrence of a apple and orphan at least one of them gets picked
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How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time? Because Paul Walker crashed into it
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
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What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... He’s been here for 16 years..
how do you make an apple turnover? you push it down a hill
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
What's a difference between a apple and a emo kid? one falls while the other hangs.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Appel all ways gets pick.
Apple created the iphone x for orphans because they dont have a home.
why do orphans sit in apple trees. They wait to be picked
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
