Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common? They both hang from trees
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
