Apple jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
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Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.