Apple

Apple Jokes

Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don't have one *laughs* Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS* 2021-2022

Why should you never fart in an Apple store? Because they have no Windows!