Whats the differents between a apple, nad a black man. Apples look better hanging on a tree
why do orphans sit in apple trees. They wait to be picked
3 guys landed on a cannibal island. the Cannibal chef told them if you want to live to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to me and I will tell you what to do. so the first guy brings 10 apples and the chef said if you can shove all 10 of those in your ass without making a sound you can live. He was 3 apples in made a sound and they ate him. the second guy brought grapes. 9 grapes in and burs ted out laughing. The Cannibals ate him. then the first guy said why you laugh you were almost there. the other guy who had the grapes said I couldn't help it I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store
It has no Windows
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun
Why do orphans die young? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Mommy mommy! Are you an archer? Shut up and keep the apple on your head still.
why do orphans pick apples because thats the only thing they can pick
Did you know, curing boredom is quite simple. For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
what do orphan and apples dont have incommon apples get picked
Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man? After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke? You should leaf it alone
Stephen hawkings robed the apple store looking for a charger
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....? humm.. Older brother: Ooh I know! 1,2,3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
What do suicidal people and apples have in common? They both hang from trees
why did bob go to the store? To bob for apples
What’s the difference between a pig & Maddie McCain? Least pig had apple in its mouth when was spit roasted.
