Appearance jokes
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.
My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
How do you know you’re ugly?
If you always get handed the camera for group photos.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!