Appearance jokes

Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?

Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.

What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?

A brunette with bad breath.

Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.

Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.

Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.

Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.

What do you call a bald person on fire?

A fried egg.

Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.

What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgangbang.

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.