When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
Appearance Jokes
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
I think your hairline is too stupid.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
