Appearance jokes
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
Memes
Bro: my forehead isn’t that big
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!