Appearance jokes
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
Bro: my forehead isn’t that big
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
You're so ugly!
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Cremation, the last chance to have a smoking hot body.
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!