Appearance jokes
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Me leaving the house after playing Far Cry 6 for 36 hours straight.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.