Appearance jokes
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.