Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Appearance Jokes
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
What appears over Ashβs head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.
You're so ugly!
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
