Appearance jokes

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!

"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

Man's hairline is back-court violation!

Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

I think your hairline is too stupid.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Your face makes onions cry.