Appearance jokes
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.
The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.
The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”
The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!