Appearance jokes
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
NAAAAA
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Your face makes onions cry.