Appearance jokes

Cremation, the last chance to have a smoking hot body.

I used to hate facial hair,

but then it grew on me.

When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

I think your hairline is too stupid.

Man's hairline is back-court violation!

Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.

Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

Your hairline is in a different area code.

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?