Appearance jokes

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

I think your hairline is too stupid.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.

Your face makes onions cry.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

Ur face.

You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.

Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.

When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?