Appearance jokes
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Me leaving the house after playing Far Cry 6 for 36 hours straight.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.