Appearance jokes
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
Your mamma's so ugly, even the toaster wouldn't get in the bathtub with her.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump’s wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him.
The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes, but he wasn’t really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump’s friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump’s friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, “Aww, I’m lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!”
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Ur face.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?