Appearance jokes

Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.

You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.

Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.

What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?

You are so butty-ful!

Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Your face makes onions cry.

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.

Ur face.

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.