Appearance jokes
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
You look like a burger.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.