Appearance jokes
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
Your fat!
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!