Appearance jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Your leg is straighter than James Charles.

Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair, she looks 15.

Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"

Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.

Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!