Appearance jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.