Appearance jokes

A telescope has two uses:

1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.

Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.

Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!

You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.

Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?

A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.