God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Appearance Jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
