Appearance jokes
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Memes
Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldnโt see it.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Sydney Drake is hot. โ๐ค๐ฅบ๐ฉ
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.