Appearance

Appearance jokes

Face

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

Fat

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

Memes

Forehead

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

Anus

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

Ugliness

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.