Appearance jokes
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Memes
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.