Appearance jokes
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
Aaron is ginger.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.