Appearance jokes

Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!

What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.

Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.

Big, ugly, and very weird.

Why are you so white?

Because you have no lotion on.

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

Your leg is straighter than James Charles.

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.