Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
You have more chin than brain cells!
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
