Appearance jokes

Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!

Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.

My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.

Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and get over it.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.

Jesus and his friend went fishing. They both cast their lines out, and both of them get a bite, but Jesus's friend misses and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's a bad sentence to say; if you say it 3 times, something bad will happen to you." They cast it out again, and both get a bite, and Jesus's friend misses again and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus replied, "If you say that one more time, something bad will happen." They cast out again, and Jesus's friend's line snaps, and he says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's the last time something bad will happen." The biggest thunderstorm ever seen appeared, and a lightning bolt struck Jesus, and a voice came from the clouds, "Damn, I missed."

Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.

Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"

Q: What is Trump?

A: An oversized oompa loompa.

What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!

Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.

Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.

Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.

What do you call a fat Chinese man?

A double chinkey.

Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.

You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.

When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.

Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!