Appearance jokes
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
This is my Kid <3
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Your hairline!
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!