Appearance jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and get over it.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
Jesus and his friend went fishing. They both cast their lines out, and both of them get a bite, but Jesus's friend misses and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's a bad sentence to say; if you say it 3 times, something bad will happen to you." They cast it out again, and both get a bite, and Jesus's friend misses again and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus replied, "If you say that one more time, something bad will happen." They cast out again, and Jesus's friend's line snaps, and he says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's the last time something bad will happen." The biggest thunderstorm ever seen appeared, and a lightning bolt struck Jesus, and a voice came from the clouds, "Damn, I missed."
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.