Appearance jokes
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Arden is so fat!
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.