Appearance Jokes

Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.

You look like a cat.

Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.

Here is how i look. (I look ugly, no need to tell me. Plus I’m just 9)

A young girl is shown in a close-up shot, holding a small jar up to her mouth as if eating something from it. Her expression is neutral with slight downward look. The background is blurry and out of focus, showing a wall with framed art.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...

Your face!

Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

My diet:

Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!

Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?