Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. š
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
You look as fat as a pig.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Jorden CalerendiĆ”.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
