Appearance jokes
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Jesus and his friend went fishing. They both cast their lines out, and both of them get a bite, but Jesus's friend misses and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's a bad sentence to say; if you say it 3 times, something bad will happen to you." They cast it out again, and both get a bite, and Jesus's friend misses again and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus replied, "If you say that one more time, something bad will happen." They cast out again, and Jesus's friend's line snaps, and he says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's the last time something bad will happen." The biggest thunderstorm ever seen appeared, and a lightning bolt struck Jesus, and a voice came from the clouds, "Damn, I missed."
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.
He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.
He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.
Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Your nan's bald.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!