Appearance jokes
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
You look like a cat.
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
I'll put white in your smile.
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.