Appearance jokes

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

Hairline got repossessed.

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.