Appearance jokes
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
You're more uglier.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
I know a woman who owns a taser. -- She's stunning!
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.