Appearance jokes
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!