Appearance jokes

Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.

I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...

Your face!

Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.

Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

But numbers can. (Lol)

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.