Appearance jokes

Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

"Why is your head big?"

"'Cause you're a ball."

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.