Appearance jokes
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.