Appearance jokes
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.