Appearance jokes

My diet:

Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...

Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.

What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?

Your hairline.

Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.

Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

Does that dick match that forehead? 👀

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.

I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?