Appearance jokes

Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.

Your hairline is built like a license plate.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.

Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Tyler's hairline is so bad.

You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Show yourself.

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.