Appearance jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair? Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Yo mama's so ugly that even Hello Kitty had to say goodbye.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.