Appearance jokes
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Your mum's foreheads.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Memes
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.