Appearance jokes

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."

What do you call a fat motivational speaker?

Four chin teller.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!

Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.

Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.