Appearance jokes

Me: Are you an alien?

Friend: No.

Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.

Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.

Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"

Your mum's foreheads.

Guy: Are you tired?

His “Crush”: No.

Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?

His “Crush”: That’s sweet.

Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.

Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.

When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.

Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.