Appearance jokes
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Your face.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
Hot water look a**.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"
Your mamma's so ugly, even the toaster wouldn't get in the bathtub with her.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.