Appearance jokes
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
My sis a fat cow.
Doc: Can I help you?
Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.
Doc: When did it begin?
Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).
Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...
Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.
Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?
Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
You're so ugly!
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
You're tiny!
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.