Appearance jokes
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
My sis a fat cow.
Doc: Can I help you?
Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.
Doc: When did it begin?
Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).
Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...
Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.
Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?
Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
You're so ugly!
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)