Appearance jokes
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
Josh is chubby.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Daikon legs.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.