Appearance jokes

Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.

Josh is chubby.

You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!

"You look like you've lost some weight."

"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

Daikon legs.

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.

My hair is blue, and I'm blue!

"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭