Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
Your face.
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
I know a woman who owns a taser. -- She's stunning!
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
