Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Appearance Jokes
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
I am a fat girl.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
The US Navy Atlantic Fleet is closing in on the North American shores. Suddenly a blip on the radar appears and the radio starts crackling:
"Hello, please divert to 5° East to avoid collision. Thank you."
The commander starts answering:
"No, you divert 5° West to avoid collision. Over!"
"Sorry, sir, you are the one who should divert to 5° East! Over!"
"Listen to me, you asshole! We are the USS Washington, and we have an entire fleet at our disposal, and be sure we'll use all means necessary to keep ourselves safe!"
After a moment of silence, the radio crackled again:
"In case you still haven't figured out, we can't move BECAUSE THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE!"
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.