Appearance jokes
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Yo mama is so fat, she canât even fit in the suitcase.
Yo mama so fat, thatâs why people donât want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
You have more chin than brain cells!
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I canât fix that!"
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?