Appearance jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
I am a fat girl.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
The US Navy Atlantic Fleet is closing in on the North American shores. Suddenly a blip on the radar appears and the radio starts crackling:
"Hello, please divert to 5° East to avoid collision. Thank you."
The commander starts answering:
"No, you divert 5° West to avoid collision. Over!"
"Sorry, sir, you are the one who should divert to 5° East! Over!"
"Listen to me, you asshole! We are the USS Washington, and we have an entire fleet at our disposal, and be sure we'll use all means necessary to keep ourselves safe!"
After a moment of silence, the radio crackled again:
"In case you still haven't figured out, we can't move BECAUSE THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE!"
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.