Appearance jokes
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.