Appearance jokes
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.
Hot man is sexy.