I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
Kasper has a tiny penis.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Tuxedos suit you.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
