Appearance jokes
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
I am a fat girl.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.