Appearance jokes

Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Your face makes onions cry.

You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!

My bully: Your face is ugly.

Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

My bully: :(

Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.

Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."

Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."

To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"

Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

The girl in the picture has no ass.