Appearance jokes

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

The girl in the picture has no ass.

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.

Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?

His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.