Appearance jokes
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Your face makes onions cry.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"