You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Appearance Jokes
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
