Appearance jokes

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

The girl in the picture has no ass.

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.

Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?

His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.

Me: Are you an alien?

Friend: No.

Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!

If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.