Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: because it has a million degrees. 😀
I was talking to a muslem yesterday, And he asked me what it's like to be blind. I happened to tell him about 20 jokes, in fact I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It 's not like I need the damn things anyway.
does anybody know the similarites between a rubixs cube and a penis? I dont know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
Answers; at a second hand store
Did u ever walk into Stephen hawking house Answer no neither did he
this guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to god please let me out it is too cold in here god is all confused there is a big fire in there the guy answers yes there is but you cannot get near it all the bishops cardinals and priests are sitting around it
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Answer Because a orphan doesn’t have a family.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"? Answer; Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Why did the booger cross the nose
Answer: to get to the other whole
What’s a vacuum cleaners favorite plant
Answer: SUCCulent
what gets biger when it eats but dies when it drinks. answer: fire
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 bulls or 2017 warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team
Whats the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama? Answer: The family tree!
allright class the person who answers my next queston gets to go home, then a guy throse a pencel the techer asks who throue that pensol I DID I GET TO GO HOME
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office, they answer. "Hello this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab em', we slab em', how may I be of service?"
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Person: My left ear is ringing. Friend: Then answer it...
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, so the answer is yes.
the circular saw asked the chainsaw,"When am I as big as you?" the chainsaw would answer with,"When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner." the circular saw would reply with,"What?"
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion? The peanut butler.
