What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Answer; Roberto!
I was talking to a muslem yesterday, And he asked me what it's like to be blind. I happened to tell him about 20 jokes, in fact I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It 's not like I need the damn things anyway.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: to the moooooovies
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: because it has a million degrees. 😀
Why did the turky cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
PRINCE PLEASE TALK TO ME FOR REAL...LETS SORT THIS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLS PLS ANSWER ME I NEED AN ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW PRINCESS MY NAME IS GWEN AND I AM NOT A FAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why orphans so good at tennis Answer : because they never knew wat love was
: A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible? Answer: He was born on February 29.
What month of the year has 28 days? Answer: All of them
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What has to be broken before you can use it? Answer: An egg
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb. The answer may shock you.
What question can you never answer yes to? Answer: Are you asleep yet?
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion? The peanut butler.
the circular saw asked the chainsaw,"When am I as big as you?" the chainsaw would answer with,"When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner." the circular saw would reply with,"What?"
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it write"!
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen? Answer: The future
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
what gets biger when it eats but dies when it drinks. answer: fire
