ANS jokes
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.