ANS jokes

What do you call a family picture for an orphan?

A selfie.

What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?

A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.

Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.

Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.

What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw them some laundry.

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.

What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?

Black matter leaves an impact.

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What do you call an Asian telephone?

Ling Ling.

What do you call an orphan's family reunion?

Me time.

When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸

I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!

Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.

What do you call an orphan family photo?

A selfie.

But wait, what family? He never had one.

What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.

What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.