ANS jokes
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.