ANS jokes
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
The professor said, "I think this question raises a few problems."
The student replied, "That is not a question; that is an answer."
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.