ANS jokes
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What’s an emo called Anna?
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".
So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"
I know, it's an awful joke.
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?
They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.