ANS jokes
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "Iβm going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Memes
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why canβt an emo have sex?
They canβt make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
What is a dog?
An animal.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) π€·ββοΈ
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!