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Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
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What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?