ANS jokes

When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.

I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

What is an orphan's role model?

Batman.

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

What are an orphan's favorite shoes?

White Vans.

What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?

"Nice cut, G."

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.

Why can't an orphan have a website?

... No homepage.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!

If you're bored, just punch an orphan!

What are they gonna do...tell their parents?

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?

The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.

Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*

I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.

Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.