ANS jokes
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
he don't hate me fully
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.