ANS jokes
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡