ANS jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!

What do you call an orphan's home?

No home.

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.

If you're bored, just punch an orphan!

What are they gonna do...tell their parents?

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

Why can't an orphan have a website?

... No homepage.

Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.

Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?

Friend: But you're an orphan.

Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!

Why can you hit an orphan?

Because they can’t tell their parents.

I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!

When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.

I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.

What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?

"Nice cut, G."