ANS jokes

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

My mom told me to be positive...

I was heading to an HIV test.

I made this up.

I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.

Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.

What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

What do you call an orphanage?

A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.

Your forehead [is] so big that if I drew an H on it, Kobe could have landed there.

Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.

Boy: Knock knock.

Girl: ...Who's there?

Boy: Not your parents!

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

It's not like they'll tell their parents.

What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?

An AK-46.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.

How does an emo greet people?

“What’s down?”

Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.

Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.

Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

What do you call an underwater maid?

A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂