ANS jokes
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped