ANS jokes
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Memes
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
an (DYM 83)
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.