ANS jokes
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.
Yo momma's an ICE agent!
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
How do you make an idiot say how?
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.