ANS jokes
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.