ANS jokes

Poop

    • Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?

    Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣

    Teacher

    • A note for my old English Teacher:

    Mr. Colin, who loves making a din, He thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, That's not what everyone shows, About his life he ploughs and ploughs, About his dog Bella and his relationship woes... Mr. Colin, we do not care, When you speak, our minds are not there, Your life you have unnecessarily shared, When we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr. Colin, rumbling about his exceptions, Just when someone puts something in the bin, Or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, But Mr. Colin, drinking too much gin, Will flail all his annoying attention on him, He'll push his limits, right to the rim...

    And just how I love flan! Oh, he's finally gone!

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    • ANS memes

    Tee

    • A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"

    "Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."

    "Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"

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    • Pizza

    • What's the difference between a pizza & a person?

    A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...

    Priest

    • What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?

    They fight and... You know the rest.

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    • Seizure

    • What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

    Throw in some laundry...

    Timmy

    • Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."

    Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."

    Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱

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    • Orphan

    • Why can't orphans play baseball?

    They don't know where the home is.

    Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

    A family photo.

    Insult

    • I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.

    I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

    I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.

    Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.

    You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.

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