ANS jokes
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.