ANS jokes

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call an ant with so much power?

A ter-mite.

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it doesn't know where home base is.

What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?

Moses hits the adoption lottery!

What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?

Because they don't have parents!

God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!

What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.

A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.

What type of clock is both cringe and an app?

TikTok.

There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.