ANS jokes
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
an average day in the dandy's world kitchen :D
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"