ANS jokes
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*