ANS jokes
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.