ANS jokes
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Memes
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.