ANS jokes

How do you make an ass laugh?

Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when it started RAINING RHYMES.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Answer: Special forces.

What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?

The slash and burn tactic.

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste!

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.

What do you call an STD?

Elenji.

What is Batman's favorite food?

Justice.

I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.

Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.

Need an arch? I Noah guy.

What happens if you sit under a cow?

You get a pat on the head.