ANS jokes
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
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What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me when he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office? Only one of them is scared.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.