ANS jokes
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
My friend is a pimp.
I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.
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