ANS jokes
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.