ANS jokes
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
Memes
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Good Morning, Everyone! Have an amazing day!
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.