ANS jokes

Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!

Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?

Because there is no home button.

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What’s an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

What’s a selfie of an orphan called?

Family picture.

What song does an orphan hate?...

"I'm so lonely."

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!

My friend thinks he is funny.

He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.

Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?

An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.

You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.

Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.

The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"

How did Steven Hawking die?

He blew a fuse doing an update.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*

Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!