ANS jokes
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
Memes
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.