ANS jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."