ANS jokes
An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.