ANS jokes
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)