ANS jokes
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?
They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!