What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
GINGER!
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan ?
They both can't see their parents.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Some times I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!!
You the bomb! No, you the bomb! A compliment in america, an argument in afghanistan
whats the difference between an emo kid an a leaf... only the leaf reaches the ground.
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: "ASPERGER'S"
are you an orphanage? why? because i wanna put my kids in you
What happens when your make an asían girl squirt? She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce
titanic - "yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her"
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos
How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.
What do you call an emo kids suicide live stream? America’s funniest home videos
Having an abortion will make you so tired.... it literally sucks the life out you.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names the bartender asks. The American says William Matthews. The Asian says Same Ting
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason it doesn't have a home page.
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me while he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie
Family photo
