ANS jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.