ANS jokes
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Memes
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?