ANS jokes
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
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The teacher of the ELA class said that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next to the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he said, "Me, I'm going home." Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and said, "At the end of this ruler is an idiot," he got suspended for asking which end.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
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Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
My wife told me to stop being an idiot.
I told her, "Which one do you want?"
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?