ANS jokes
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.