ANS jokes
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.