ANS jokes
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.