ANS jokes
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.