ANS jokes
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.