ANS jokes
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.