ANS jokes

What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?

Neither can see their parents.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"No Way Home."

What do you call an emo friend group?

The Suicide Squad.

What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?

"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair, she looks 15.

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call it when a gay guy farts?

An abortion.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make them clap until their parents come back.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.

What is cold and alone?

An orphan's parent.

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.

What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.