ANS jokes
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.