ANS jokes
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.
How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)
3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)
Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.