ANS jokes
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?