ANS jokes
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10