ANS jokes

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"

His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."

Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."

I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.

Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.