ANS jokes

How are baseball and an orphan different?

A baseball game you can do a home run.

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

What is an orphan's favorite car?

A family car.

I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.

I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

What does an emo kid say to his best friend?

"Let's hang out."

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!