ANS jokes

Farmer

    • After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

    Because he had a ton of sick beets.

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    • Glass

    • An optimist says, "The glass is half full."

    A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."

    A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."

    Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"

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    • Blowjob

    • My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.

    My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.

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    • Wish

    • An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard. The genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but under 1 condition."

    "What is it?" she asked.

    "After I grant your final wish, you have to have sex with me," the genie replied.

    "Okay, for my 1st wish, I wish to be the prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty.

    "For my 2nd wish, I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town.

    "And your final wish?" the genie asked.

    "I wish I had a sabertoothed vagina."

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