Anime jokes
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Memes
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Naruto solos.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
Once upon a time, a donkey was in the jungle. Suddenly, he found a lion costume and then wore it. Then he walked around the forest, and every animal was scared of him. Then he got to the city, and every human was away from him. He was chasing them when he was chasing his owner. He brayed, and then they figured out that this was not a real lion, and then he told everybody about it. Then he berated his donkey.
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.