I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.
Why does animals cross the road because it is funny do you say dogs and cats
Anime is good like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a"
What do you call a 18+ animal jam
Play Wild
Him: I work with animals all day. Her: Awwww what do you do? Him: I'm a pornstar.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
meow meow woof woof thats wgat animals say to me when i die
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you Me: At least I have a brain unlike you Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella? Bully: How would you know that? Me: Because she told me herself Bully: How exactly? Me: She's on the phone right now Phone: *High pitched animal noises* Me: Told you so
Your Na,e is soo dam retarted you got sent ot the animal farm
If a orphan was a animal it would be a owl cuz they don’t know WHOOOO their parents are
what do you call animal under ground, a fossil.
