Anime jokes
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Naruto solos.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Tracy Latimer was described as cheerful, popular at school, and as an animal lover.
Just trying to gas her up a little bit.
Once upon a time, a donkey was in the jungle. Suddenly, he found a lion costume and then wore it. Then he walked around the forest, and every animal was scared of him. Then he got to the city, and every human was away from him. He was chasing them when he was chasing his owner. He brayed, and then they figured out that this was not a real lion, and then he told everybody about it. Then he berated his donkey.