Anime jokes
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
Ichigo solos.
Goku solos.
"AOT is mid."
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Memes
Meme:
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
Anime cats.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”