Anime jokes

Goku solos.

Ichigo solos.

What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.

What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.

Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find

Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.

"AOT is mid."

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.

What do you call an animal that smells?

A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.

Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?

Class: A cow says mo mo.

Teacher: Good.

Teacher: What does a sheep make?

Class: A sheep says maa maaa.

Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?

Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."

I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.

A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.

Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.

Anime cats.

Him: I work with animals all day.

Her: Awwww what do you do?

Him: I'm a pornstar.

What do you call a 18+ animal jam?

Play Wild!

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

Why do animals cross the road?

Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"

Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.

Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!

Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!

Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.

Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!

Students: No, that's not funny!

Student: SHUT UP!

Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.

Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.