Animal jokes
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
7000+ bats.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
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