What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.