so you know theres likedog mixes rhight like a snoodle and that stuuf right so why cant a bull dog and a shight shu cant be mixed cause if they did it would be called bullshit
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has
what do u call a cow's facial hair?
a moostache
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.🦆🍲😋😂
How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole
A bat-mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat-mitzvah!!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday. Oh, don't worry, he's okay now. But the vet charged me six quid.
Whaddaya got when ya got yourself a deer with no eyes?
Ya got no-eye-dear.
whats a ducks favorite drug? cwack
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.
(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)
why is the cheetah so fast because it cant walk slow
What does the Fox say ? Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow
What animal lies.A lion
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other "I'm cold. Are you cold?" The other cow says "Yeah I'm Fresian".
What do you call a lesbian dinosour? Lick-alot-a-pus
Brown bear Brwn bear what do you see i see a blind man looking at me blind man blind man what do you see. Oh sorry i forgot you cant see.
why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs
