How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig Suicide squad
What is a gathering of octopus called?
Octoposse.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common? Both are not a lamp.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
Why is the koala not a bear? It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower? De-calf!!
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts? -- In the mooseum.
What do you call a cow with two legs? -- Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? -- Ground beef.
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What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat of course
A puma was making another puma laugh that puma that was laughing said “Stop making me laugh I’m gonna puma pants”
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rino?
Answer: Elephino
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
there was a animal on my porch then i shot in the head it was strange that it had coffee in its hand, i flipped it over and it was an animal but it looked a lot like my kid.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
