What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Two baby seals walk into a club.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
Well, at least the one I fucked did.
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
