Angry mom jokes

Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."

Baby: "Lmao, same"

My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.

My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.

This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.

I wonder where the bodies are?

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.