Angry mom jokes
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
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My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.
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This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
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